Midnight Memoirs

Dearest little addicts of the general variety.  Have you been waiting for My next installment of debauchery ? Wondering …. What is that Perfect Specimen of a Dominant Beauty doing right now ?  Exactly what She set out to do :

Demand.  Obtain.  Conquer !

Lately, I’ve been busy with vanilla business ventures and projects outside of My Holy Hive. Nevertheless, I finally found some time to scribe a proper tell-all of My latest deviant deeds.  ?✍?

As for current conquests, one of My most well-mannered worshipers recently returned to the jaded sanctuary. — I allow a_slave to serve Me sporadically because he happens to be a genuine submissive and consummate money masochist. { i.e., offering significant and consistent tributes, complete devotion, unfailing obedience and a thorough consideration of all of My desires. } his first tribute was intoxicating $750.00, the whimpering was gourmet +$1750.00, and the begging that ensued was heavenly +$3650.00, but it was the desperation or panic that truly sent Me to Domme Space. ☄️ Mmm Yes, Sheer panic +$6100.00 ! ?? Understandably a_slave starts to become a bit overwhelmed, so he has to step back and take a breather/break. { As well as replenish the tens of thousands I’ve taken from him. ? } — I swiped $600.00 from grandpaslave. { the geezer was pathetically pleading with Me to ” milk him dry ! ” I contemplated for a moment, then decided, why rush ? A slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for the Sadist in Me. ??? } 
– shy guy sent $250.00 in a failed attempt to ” leave the lifestyle.” { remember, shy guy, your ego has no place in My jaded.world. Luckily for you, I fancy bending pseudo “macho men” to My will, using their desire and thirst for My attention. Further deconstructing, rebuilding, and reprogramming them into robo “yes boys.” ? { I even welcome a challenge, because L/let’s face it, I don’t lose. ?? } — azfootbitch covered this week’s misc. tabs to the tune of $200.00 { *twirls* the Life of a Spoiled Princess ! ? } — 
Approx. $500.00 from sissychristie, My new cock-gobbling whore !  { I directed her to Squirt.org to scout out studs and chat about how much she craves giant cock.  The total damage : $483.87
; Watching her suck a dirty ol’ dick and Laughing in delight : PRICELESS. ? } —  cds dropped a swift $1K into My cash account, and surprised Me with gorgeous flowers that fill the air with sweet notes of honey, YUM ! ?? { feeling celebrated – vehemently, and consequently wickedly benevolent, I sent cds to work in panties, with a message on his inner thigh, and My picture in his pocket. I can’t wait to hear about how painful, and productive his work day was ! ? } It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains … Chop and mush … Implant and trigger. ??

On to pressies ! ❣️?  { I ADORE getting goodies in the mail !  It just feels so RIGHT to be swarmed with gifts from My worker bees !  It’s like I open the box and a choir of angels sing ! ?✨?? }  Let’s see … Two beauteous Rebecca Minkoff bags from jimbean.  A 10ft, solid PINK, leather single tail/ bullwhip and Catwoman CosPlay gear from garebear.  Still, a_slave was honored to foot the bill for a lofty Labor Day shopping spree and happy to carry My virtual bags.  I quickly spent 1k+,  click, click, clicking away !  I acquired some kick ass art pieces, three new area rugs, some sassy throw pillows, and new linens for the boudoir.   It is a palpable pleasure to remote control, My slaves, barely lifting a finger and pulling their purse strings with naught but My divine presence.  ???

Fan-mail FAQ ?? :

“Just a quick email inquiring if a sub, who cannot afford to tribute like Your favourites on Your blog tribute, can he still tribute You something in the region of a 100 or would he be wasting Your time?”

Let Me be clear.

No tribute earns you no attention. ? A small tribute moderately validates your existence. ? Similarly, a large tribute sets you apart from the masses and allows Me to notice you.  ??  So no, minimum tribute like a single Benji, wouldn’t be a waste of My time. { they do stack so wonderfully ✨?✨ }  However, if you have some expectation of Me, for your bitty buck, guess again. ?? you are not paying for a service; you are offering tribute.  And as with many things in life, when considering tribute(s) – ? Bigger is Always BETTER !

That said, I’ve started to create opportunities for the lower caste to be a part of something greater than your mediocre selves.  Positions that fulfill your life purpose and allow you to serve in a useful and consistent manner. Run My errands 
by sending gift cards for all those little things I need. {  e.g.,  Pump My gas, as I am a Woman about town.  ?⛽️.  Stock My cupboards with the finest foods, supplements, and vitamins, to keep My body a temple. ????.  And entertain Me with new films, music, and books that feed My creativity.  ??? }

I snapped a few photos during a jaded.live appearance.  Who wants to have a look at those exquisite and intimate moving captures ? Who feels deserving of such an honor ?  Hmmm.  I don’t know if even My most devoted pets deserve it … after all, I have been LIVE quite a bit.  But if you continue to put Me in a generous mood with your tributes and gifts, I may send you an invite to the jaded.team !

I’m about done with this nocturnal thing.  I’ve been utterly vampiric for the past month !  Staying awake all night and feeding off you weaklings !  Depleting you of the last drop.  ??
Cause      That     Drop     Is     MINE.

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As I bask in the warm sun, I am beyond deliriously happy ! So, I was feeling generous enough to share snippets of My splendid existence with you fawning fetish admirers. ?

My summer travels have been incredibly awe-inspiring, and significant to date !  If you have not been devotedly paying and suffering for Me, then you probably weren’t privy to the fact that I’ve been away from the Hive. — I recently took a road trip to Maryland for a Jack Johnson concert, popped into NYC to see Swan Lake at the MET.  And did a three-day stint in D.C. with some old friends from school I haven’t seen in YEARS ! { I practically squealed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city   [ and boys ! ] together when I lived in Maryland ! ? }  It was a nifty and nostalgic reunion !  Likewise, I dropped significant chunks of My Holy Honey { formerly known as your money } at various nightspots, restaurants, and shops around Georgetown.  Honestly, haphazardly having a blast on your dime is the BEST !

In other news, there’s a good deal of drive-by worshippers lately – which is great, it supports My every high-maintenance whim ! — I collected $300.00 from a shy guy who wishes to remain anonymous. { No problem, shy guy, but you WILL continue to serve rigorously !  Moving forward, I want a minimum of $200.00 from you, every week. ? } — 
sissychristie, dutifully made her first contribution.  It took some time for her to take the plunge, but $400.00 later, I am pleased. { It’s a decent start, so don’t be a stranger sissy ! ? } — azfootbitch was allowed to foot a few bills to the tune of approx. $225.00 { I’ll be putting you to use again SOON bitch ! ?? } — weakwhitedog had the honor of fetching a few TOP WANTS, and approx. $275.00 in idle tributes.  Ironically, I have become an addiction for which he’s actively seeking therapy ! ? What a Comical WASTE of CASH ! The therapist seemingly listens [ compassionately ] and then bills the bitch for their “time together.”  Whereas, I tease and mock him [ with equal passion ] and simply TAKE what I want ! Now, doesn’t a playdate with ME sound way more fun ? ?  At any rate, despite his feeble attempts, the bitch CAN’T resist My Perfect Visage, especially when in subspace ! { Perfection always WINS. Isn’t that right, mutt ? ???! } — I also procured $700.00 from a perverted grandpaslave ! { Pony Up MORE, grandpa ! I want to have a wickedly bratty shopping spree at your expense ! ? }  — Though drive-bys are entertaining to drain; it’s been a while since I’ve acquired a money masochist who is truly ready to submit and commit to long-term financial servitude & intimate mental manipulation. ? Don’t get Me wrong; fast cash is lovely ! But, genuine FLR’s and D/s relationships are another affair completely; Utterly unique and deeply enriching ! A living, breathing act of worship. ??

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Regardless of trite, patriarchal rhetoric, in this world, women run the show.  And since you’re still here, you should be well aware that in My jaded.world, I run the show … magnificently at that.  My supremacy exerts a force powerful enough to crumble even the strongest of men.  Because I was born a Goddess and being such, is effortless and magical ! ✨ Accordingly, you were born a lowly male creature.  Therefore, your job is to work, toil, sweat and pen/pencil/phone push so that I don’t have to. — Moreover, those who fall short of meeting My financial expectations should sincerely consider a second job.  Deliver pizza part time and practice saying “would you like fries with that ?” — Nothing is beneath you when you serve at My feet.

Per contra, being My mindful minion does have its rewards.  Starting in August, the jaded.team can look forward to weekly jaded.live broadcasts !  Oh ! Fuck Yessss !  Lovesick suitors may Worship the HOLY Trinity that is; Me, Myself and I — LIVE.  It’s going to be wildly electrifying for Me to warp your mind, to hook you, to deny you, to taunt you, to tease you, to ignore you, and strategically plant seeds that will invade your psyche, FOREVER. ? Fantastically exciting news isn’t it ?!  Spread the word, ye little altar boys !  Goddess is GOOD !  No, GODDESS IS GREAT !  Take this for example, when I’ve grown tired of a pair of pumps, worn the soles on My sandals, beaten down My boots, or somehow pierced My pantyhose.  I will often bestow My pets the privilege to worship such pristine apparel physically, in the flesh.  Picture, if you will, My long chocolate legs towering over you { and your inadequacies } a Grand vision of transcendental Beauty encased in the very nylons you humbly hold.  Close your eyes, and imagine the lingering hint of sweaty feet as you lift My well-used shoes to your snout and deeply inhale the essence of My Jaded Halo.  But, don’t be ridiculous, darling.  It’s an experience that the majority of you pitiful pud-pounding puddles of testosterone creeping My domain, will likely never have. — Because the most precious jaded gems are merited only by noble, purpose serving, gift buying, top tributing, hopelessly devoted disciples. ?
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Lastly, I’ve created devastatingly enslaving New Worship material for the compulsive manifestation of your growing adoration !  If you have not been blessed with the newest ‘Cashmere Coquette ’ & ‘ Taste the Rainbow ‘ photosets –  Indeed, your life is lacking severely.

Here’s a bit of sustenance for you, the underprivileged:


Assume the position.
BEG for abuse.
And PAY to – drink My Kool-aid.

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J.J. and The Ballet, Meet Sin City.

Happy June E/everyone !  I have MUCH on the horizon.  🙂  It’s festival season, and I’ll be attending a few killer shows.  In case you weren’t aware, I LOVE music, many genres, across the board.  Especially LIVE music.

This weekend I’m going to see Jack Johnson on tour in Maryland.  I adore him.  His albums are consistently uplifting, relaxing and FUN !  But his lyrics are laced with socially conscious anecdotes , that give his work more depth and meaning, IMO.  I’m stoked for the show.  And I can’t wait to be swept away into the fray ! Eeek !

Next weekend I’m off to NYC, to see Misty Copeland, the first African-American to be appointed as an American Ballet Theatre Principal dancer, dance Swan Lake at Lincoln Center.  Consequently, as a Black Woman, Misty’s performance will be particularly unique and important to Me.  I’m so excited, I can barely sit still writing this blog. 😀  My garebear made all of the proper arrangements and will accompany Me to the Ballet.  Good boy.

And finally, Early August I’ll be in VEGAS, watching Britney Spears OWN the stage before she retires. Wheeeee !

Although I KNOW I am deserving of such awesomeness; I regularly remind Myself to live life on purpose and to not take anything for granted.  My most loyal pets bring love and light into My life, through selfless servitude, while assisting in making My most sordid dreams come to fruition.  They make it their mission to provide the best, jaded adventures. Every day I am grateful for and proud of, the life I’ve built on the backs of My slaves.

Being able to share this ” semi charmed life ” with you, mad world, is the proverbial cherry on top. ??

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